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Remember, citizens, the Mark Roman Empire is low on staff at the moment.  I’ll upgrade the store as soon as I’m able.  In the meantime, I truly appreciate you bearing with what’s working well enough now.  Thanks!

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CITATION from Lt. Frank

$9  #LtFrankCitation **

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Versions of this iconic citation have been issued to Joe Jonas, Thomas Lennon, Kelly Osbourne, David Spade & 8,981+ others in Carson, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, North Hollywood & Pasadena.

POEM – Son of Elmer Gantry’s Bitch

$15  #poemSOEGB  **

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Mark spun a few life traumas into a poem.  Poem autographed by Mark Roman.

PHOTO – Lt. Frank (Hydrant)

$25 #LtFrankHydrantPhoto  **

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Image of photo autographed for Simon Cowell.  Your photo will be personally autographed by Lt. Frank to you.

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CITATION from Lt. Frank

POEM – Son of Elmer Gantry’s Bitch

PHOTO – Lt. Frank (Hydrant)

$39 #citationPOEMphotoCOMBO  **

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