Heard the Pet Shop Boys “Being Boring”?
Watched The Young Ones endure “Boring”?
How about you? Are you … BORED?

Mark’s got you! Here’s a list of more than 20 things to do to pass the time. Oh! And maybe discover something new. Or make the world a slightly better place. We believe in you! Now go be … not bored:
- WATCH Do Re Mi – Covid 19 version …
- … and thank Heroteer Brett Davidson Creative for sharing by visiting his website for poster design, photography, logo design, painting and photo compositing
- LISTEN to Mark interview actors, comics, impersonators, buskers, bands, a nurse practitioner, a union organizer, a NFL cheerleader & more
- GET a Harvard education FREE!
- SEE Lt. Frank in The Hollywood Reporter
- WATCH Abe Weissman (Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) be ICONIC for 5 minutes straight
- DISCOVER exactly where to stream that groovy TV show or film
- WATCH Cards for Heroteers, featuring the hands that once doubled for Nicolas Cage.
- What does it look like when Lt. Frank “Spreads the News” with the California Highway Patrol? On horseback? LOOK
- DISCOVER Mark’s cause: Heroteer
- Think you’re The Man? Please. WATCH Taylor be the man.
- What’s your Cup Size? DISCOVER
- Who is my representative? INVESTIGATE
- What was Nick Swardson wearing when he met Lt. Frank? LOOK
- LISTEN to Heroteer #OpKeepRoom prize donor John Di Domenico be played and discussed on Howard Stern
- WATCH what Bill Burr said about Lt. Frank in Hollywood
- LISTEN to Veronica Porras interview Mark on PorAss Podcast
- What did Ponch say to Lt. Frank in Vegas? SEE
- How many Realtors in the San Francisco East Bay Area help end homelessness by Heroteering for Venka? EXPLORE
- ENROLL in a FREE Storytelling Webinar (by Ersilia Pompilio RN,MSN, PNP)
- HEAR Mark interview Nurse Ersilia in episodes 09 & 25.
- LISTEN to Nurse Ersilia interview Mark on Nurses & Hypochondriacs
- REGISTER for the Mark Roman Empire CENSUS to be eligible for weekly drawings for cool prizes (requires Sermo Maximus)
- LISTEN to the podcast for this week’s Sermo Maximus.
- What IS a “Heroteer”? DISCOVER
- READ Mark’s poem Son of Elmer Gantry’s Bitch
- WATCH Heroteer & Trump impersonation sensation Johnny Di Domenico in “Fake News, A Trump Story” on Amazon
- LISTEN to director of photography Shawn Schaffer interview Mark on The Weekend Take
- WATCH Mark in a key moment during the film The Trust (Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood, Jerry Lewis).
Check back soon for only . . . so much more …